Can you believe that just a few months ago I was kvetching to Speaker7 & Tracy Fulks about my lack of ‘search term’ profanities to share? Well, to be honest, I didn’t have any search terms to share much less profane ones. I’d see others giddily posting their list of irreverent and bizzaro search terms which led people to their blogs and I’d become melancholy.
WELL, GUESS WHAT??? I got bizzaro – and got it spades, my friends – spades! And now that I have 151 followers as of today (whoo hoo), I am going to share my perverse list with ALL OF YOU ~ Please don’t leave me…
Words to Take Note of: Parent and family people maybe you should skip this post – I don’t want to ruin any (dis)illusions you may have about me. OK, OK – the list is not that perverse – but it still is funny…
Are you ready? I’ve grouped the first part by subject – well, the subject of glory holes to be exact. I got a lot of play out of that post, eh?
Some Favorites ~
I’m quite fond of #8, “tell me about gloryholes” – I have never phrased a search ‘on the internets’ quite that way, as if I expected someone to answer me back verbally.
#14 “gloryhole stick” – I’m intrigued. Truly.
Then there’s #19, “are glory holes a good idea” – Was this person feeling philosophical, perhaps they were anticipating a pros/cons type analysis endorsed by the Better Business Bureau? I can’t but imagine that they were disappointed with the result set.
#18 “Gloy hole for workers” – it never occurred to me that this was a possible option in a benefits package. Should I bring it up with my union rep?
And then there’s #22 “glory hole magic hands” – which just makes me snort with laughter each and every time I read it. I think it should be a on a business card.
But please – peruse them on your own and let me know what tickles your funny bone…
Sheep? Hip bones? Clown limericks? Nipples (can they fly off #52)? Mercenaries? Pizza? It’s all in here – a treasure trove of the inner workings of the human mind.
Search Terms | Views | |
1 | gloryhole | 6 |
2 | glory hole | 5 |
3 | gloryholes | 4 |
4 | coworker gloryhole storie | 1 |
5 | what are some funny things to say about a glory hole | 1 |
6 | have you did glory holes | 1 |
7 | new york gloryholes | 1 |
8 | tell me about gloryholes | 1 |
9 | so there i was at the gloryhole | 1 |
10 | what’s a glory hole | 1 |
11 | hand through glory hole | 1 |
12 | gloryhole gay | 1 |
13 | how do you ask for a gloryhole | 1 |
14 | gloryhole stick | 1 |
15 | hands through glory hole | 1 |
16 | horrifying glory hole story | 1 |
17 | glory hole on | 1 |
18 | glory hole for workers | 1 |
19 | are glory holes a good idea | 1 |
20 | how to ask if a place has a glory hoke | 1 |
21 | cut out gloryhole | 1 |
22 | glory hole magic hands | 1 |
23 | how to find gloryholes in your town | 1 |
24 | blog glory hole sex | 1 |
25 | “carrot dogs” | 2 |
26 | “humiliated by girlfriend’s family” | 2 |
27 | “my mother wanted a girl and she got me” | 1 |
28 | “scales at weight watchers” | 1 |
29 | “was younger” + cold + tights | 1 |
30 | acrylic table sea shell | 2 |
31 | afraid of my ex boyfriend who is a mercenary | 1 |
32 | almo lothar wordpress | 1 |
33 | amazement of dogs | 1 |
34 | around the world holiday cookie list | 1 |
35 | as we know it, or think we know it, as the case may be | 1 |
36 | asheville sleep paralysis | 1 |
37 | bagel shop palm springs | 1 |
38 | bangs | 1 |
39 | bangs over my eyes | 2 |
40 | birdhouse with popsicle sticks | 1 |
41 | blog mercenary researcher | 1 |
42 | blog post clip show | 1 |
43 | blogs on movember | 1 |
44 | blurred letter cartoon | 1 |
45 | boy tells parents he is going to die | 1 |
46 | boyfriend is a merconary | 1 |
47 | braces headgear | 1 |
48 | braces headgear cartoon | 1 |
49 | bras for unsucessful breast reductions | 1 |
50 | brother sister doctor humiliation stories | 1 |
51 | cactus mercenary | 5 |
52 | can my nipples fly off? | 1 |
53 | carrot dog story | 1 |
54 | carrot dogs | 1 |
55 | cartoon headgear braces | 2 |
56 | cartoon headgear braces cute tags | 1 |
57 | cartoon pictures of children washing their hands | 1 |
58 | clown limerick | 1 |
59 | clown limericks | 1 |
60 | colluding and making agreements not to hire are illegal. | 1 |
61 | confused furry | 1 |
62 | crazy king lear | 1 |
63 | describe the most mercenary person you know | 1 |
64 | discipline in mercenary | 1 |
65 | do guys like jutting hip bones | 1 |
66 | do husband wear silver anklets on both legs | 1 |
67 | dpchallenge | 1 |
68 | edward hotspur | 1 |
69 | endocrine system | 1 |
70 | family humiliation stories | 2 |
71 | funny cartoon about importance of washing hands kids | 2 |
72 | funny orthodontic cartoons | 2 |
73 | funny pizza | 1 |
74 | funny pizza deliever stories | 1 |
75 | funny pizza delivery stories | 5 |
76 | furries wedding | 1 |
77 | gi | 2 |
78 | good how to validate parking | 1 |
79 | good ideas for street girl limerick poems | 1 |
80 | gripping haikus | 1 |
81 | haikus clown | 1 |
82 | haikus on sunday | 2 |
83 | hair bang strip not connected | 1 |
84 | head gear cartoon | 1 |
85 | headgear braces | 1 |
86 | headgear braces story | 1 |
87 | headgear cartoon | 2 |
88 | headgear humiliating | 2 |
89 | headgear ortho miserable | 3 |
90 | hey super large pizza | 1 |
91 | hip bones protruding | 1 |
92 | hole with hands waving at me | 1 |
93 | how do i hold onto memories of my grandad | 1 |
94 | how do you get hip bones to protrude | 1 |
95 | how do you order a pizza for someone in a different state | 1 |
96 | how to get medieval curls | 3 |
97 | how to make carrot dogs | 1 |
98 | humiliating tradition | 1 |
99 | humiliation stories | 1 |
100 | humor validate parking and me | 1 |
101 | i can’t believe that they are all smart boy | 1 |
102 | i can’t find my cake this morning | 1 |
103 | i feel that my mother seldom | 1 |
104 | i got headgear braces | 1 |
105 | i got in touch with my grandfather after | 1 |
106 | i had a little cholla | 1 |
107 | i love hip bones | 1 |
108 | i on to run on my bike a musica | 2 |
109 | i will sit right here, waiting for the gift of sound and vision | 1 |
110 | iggy pop waist size | 1 |
111 | im not crafty | 2 |
112 | is having protruding hip bones good | 1 |
113 | is it good to have protruding hip bones | 2 |
114 | is it unhealthy if my hip bones protrude | 1 |
115 | jack schwartz shoreham wading river long island | 1 |
116 | janus math | 1 |
117 | judy woodruff clothes | 1 |
118 | judy woodruff pbs clothes | 1 |
119 | jumping cholla cactus attack | 2 |
120 | king lear at fault | 1 |
121 | leesa jackson tucson | 1 |
122 | limericks that have the word cry in them | 1 |
123 | lisa simpson headgear | 9 |
124 | little kid softball pictures | 1 |
125 | lovely words evening my husband | 1 |
126 | mammalian protuberances | 1 |
127 | math and two faced janus | 1 |
128 | mercanaryresearcher | 1 |
129 | mercenary researcher | 5 |
130 | mom did me | 1 |
131 | monday 5am | 1 |
132 | mother buying silver anklets for son | 1 |
133 | movember plea email | 1 |
134 | movember words | 1 |
135 | music and its importance | 3 |
136 | music notes repeat | 1 |
137 | musings bass guitar wordpress | 1 |
138 | my ewe is blleeding in october | 1 |
139 | my mom did me story | 1 |
140 | my mother is my orthodontist headgear strictly time | 1 |
141 | my nipple is not completely develop and i am about 19 what am i do | 1 |
142 | my uncle died young of a heart attack, why do i feel like | 1 |
143 | nipples | 1 |
144 | nudies | 3 |
145 | orthodontic headgear cartoon | 1 |
146 | our softball team is coming together cartoon | 2 |
147 | parking and validate me | 1 |
148 | peanuts are they part of the belladonna family | 2 |
149 | perm with popsicle sticks | 1 |
150 | philanthropic mercenaries | 1 |
151 | philanthropist mercenary | 1 |
152 | post it musique | 2 |
153 | protruded thought | 1 |
154 | protruding hip bones | 2 |
155 | research on rutabaga | 1 |
156 | rhyming adjective for sunday | 2 |
157 | richard iii mercenaries | 1 |
158 | rutabaga the mercenary researcher | 1 |
159 | saint kitts and nevis view of religious intolerance | 1 |
160 | scrapbook title my best friend changed my life | 1 |
161 | sharon my bangs are too long | 1 |
162 | sheep dont bring | 3 |
163 | sheep don’t bring | 16 |
164 | sheep don’t bring … | 1 |
165 | sheep dont bring what | 1 |
166 | sheep don’t bring you joy | 1 |
167 | sheep don’t bring…. | 2 |
168 | sheep don’t bring…….. | 1 |
169 | sheep don’t bring……….. | 1 |
170 | sheep don’t bring? | 2 |
171 | sheeps don’t bring | 1 |
172 | sister humiliating brother story | 1 |
173 | sister humiliation stories | 1 |
174 | sister pulls my pigtails | 1 |
175 | sister’s humiliated in doctor’s office | 1 |
176 | site:wordpress.com headgear braces | 1 |
177 | smart-boy | 1 |
178 | something crushing in my chest | 1 |
179 | stick you head through the hole | 1 |
180 | stressed brain mri | 2 |
181 | sunday sauce | 1 |
182 | swatch cutting mercenaries | 1 |
183 | the incredibles violet hair | 1 |
184 | the jobs brothers | 1 |
185 | the limericks hey | 1 |
186 | the mercenary researcher | 3 |
187 | the possessed | 1 |
188 | themercenaryresearcher | 2 |
189 | there is no correct answer | 2 |
190 | thick school tights | 1 |
191 | thinking about music | 2 |
192 | unintended fond | 1 |
193 | violet the incredibles hair | 1 |
194 | walking it off | 1 |
195 | we can’t do x! we’ve never done x before, and there could be unintended consequences | 1 |
196 | what are the things called that keep a scrapbook together | 1 |
197 | what does a extra large pizza look like in germany | 1 |
198 | what is the fault of king lear | 1 |
199 | what were the cake like things made on this morning, this morning | 1 |
200 | whats so great about hipbones? | 1 |
201 | while going to the uofa we lived in his parents house 2012 | 1 |
202 | white tights mercenaries | 1 |
203 | white tights, lying | 1 |
204 | why does baby bleed from every orifice and die | 1 |
205 | why pizza hut uses red cups | 1 |
206 | wolverine limerick | 1 |
207 | wonderful smart boy | 1 |
208 | http://www.gloy hole in the wall .com | 1 |
209 | http://www.smaart boy | 1 |
Did ya get all that? Good – I’m giving a quiz on it later this week. Be prepared else you’ll have to do #179
Great stuff! im going to bookmark this to show my wife later
Thanks! Who doesn’t love questions about gloryholes.
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65 do guys like jutting hip bones
I have them, because I lack body fat (which is not to say that I have extra muscle). I also find them attractive on females, especially with wingless nipples.
Hee hee….that kind of weird…
I can’t find my cake because I was distracted by the medieval curls and protruding hipbones I saw through the glory hole. Is that my sheep? How humiliating.
Ha ha! You’re hilarious!!!
Can’t wait to read the posts that produced these search terms!
Or so you think – mawhaha
I didn’t dare comment on the G. H. Post. …don’t want to risk turning up in THOSE search results! Thanks for the follow.
Hee hee…it’s a good story, however…
Vividly told!
Someone found my blog with “what does the phrase muffing the mule mean?” Sue
And what does “Muffing the mule mean?” – I MUST KNOW 🙂
If you put mule into the search button on my blog you might find Muffin the Mule. As to the original enquiry – does it mean anythiing? Sue
That I shall!
My most common search term is Cat Folder, for the same exact reason I wrote a post about cat folders. Cat folders are buttons in some cars that are for navigating satellite radio or a USB drive with music on it, but the name wasn’t well-planned out.
Search terms are really fascinating.
Here’s my post on my own search terms: http://goodwholesomefun.wordpress.com/2012/09/20/search-engine-bingo/
And if you’re curious, here’s my post on cat folders: http://goodwholesomefun.wordpress.com/2012/07/24/cat-folder-do-you-fluff-cats-before-you-fold-them/
Ha – I read the cat folder post – that’s awesome…I can only hope for something that comical…except for glory hole – which is pretty funny but an easy target for humor.
What. The. Hell?
And I thought I got weird search terms.
This is completely bananas.
Don’t you wonder WHICH people are Googling these things? Like I bet they look super normal and drive Honda Odyssey minivans or something. It completely freaks me out that the same people that search up things like jumping cholla cactus attack and bleeding babies are THE SAME people that sit next to you in PTA meetings or smile and ring you up when you pay for an ice cream cone. What the what dude.
The world is full o’CRAZY!!!!!! Some of this stuff is snort-funny and some just disturbing!
I started to hallucinate somewhere between “sheep don’t bring you joy” and “Sunday sauce”.
Try not to inhale during reading –
So, the question is, what IS so great about hip bones? Geez, I have found nary a use for them yet, apart from the whole walking thing.
They look sexy jutting out from skinny men’s sides…I love a skinny man!
https://themercenaryresearcher.wordpress.com/2012/07/27/are-your-hipbones-protruding-yes-i-think-i-love-you-the-story-of-scott-and-the-story-of-lu/
Denise,
Have you tried finding which pages of your blog appear when you search for glory hole? I’d like to know… Now should I consider you a reference when it comes to the very complex world of glory holes? I mean, it could always be helpful if my kids ever need credible, well-researched info on glory holes…
Le Clown
PS: Yes, I was happy to see clowns in there, of course.
Of course you were happy to see clowns…
The glory hole post is this one https://themercenaryresearcher.wordpress.com/2012/10/26/stick-your-hand-through-the-glory-hole-and-wave-hello/
and now this one~
I would be happy to be a reference guide for your lovely children.
Did you notice someone was actually looking for a ‘wolverine limerick’? That is FUNNY….
so just wondering about # 121….
Me TOO!!! I don’t know who is searching – just what they are searching!
“I’m afraid of my ex-boyfriend who is a mercenary” made me lol. Seriously lol.
Man, you’ve got some GOOD ones! I was so excited when I popped on my dashboard the other day and someone found me with “reeses balls” (I know why my blog popped up, but still funny). Can’t wait until I start getting lists like this ^.^
All in good time, my friend – all in good time!
I’m sure no sheep will be crossing the barriers of a glory-hole.
just falling in…
Ah the gloryhole. On the upside, I am sure more people search for that than you would think (or hope to be true). But traffic is traffic, even if you have to let it come in through a gloryhole.
I’m taking it thru any portal, baby
Wowza! A true brave soul!
OMG hilarious!! I like this one “i will sit right here, waiting for the gift of sound and vision”…..thinking that someone actually typed that in….this list is unbelievable. I need to check mine!
Hee hee – that’s actually a line from a David Bowie song! I love most of what people typed in and I can OOOOGLE at… definitely check those search terms – they’re hilarious.
Oh… haha ok I feel like an idiot now… hehe
Nah – how could you have known??
I really would like to know about the 16 people that searched “sheep don’t bring” and may as well add to that the other three that forgot the apostrophe! Baahaaaa!
Check this out –
https://themercenaryresearcher.wordpress.com/2012/09/28/two-scenarios-from-the-mind-of-a-writer-from-and-the-mind-of-a-librarian/
https://themercenaryresearcher.wordpress.com/2012/09/29/sheep-update-sheep-update/
I think that should explain it!
but it probably stems from
https://themercenaryresearcher.wordpress.com/2012/08/14/when-sheep-dont-bring-you-joy/
Amazement of dogs
Tell me about glory holes
Sheep don’t bring you joy
You’re a genuis ~ may I call you Waldorf?
Calling me Waldorf (or genius) is better than what most people call me.
Gendorf – how about that??
Sure, sounds Medieval.
Excellent – close to your age right? 🙂
It’s within a few hundred years.
What’s a century or two, eh?
I think it’s time for a haiku contest composed solely of bizarro search tems.
OH MY GOD – YOU’RE ON TO SOMETHING!! DO IT!!!!!!