The Search Term Post

Can you believe that just a few months ago I was kvetching to Speaker7 & Tracy Fulks about my lack of ‘search term’ profanities to share? Well, to be honest, I didn’t have any search terms to share much less profane ones.  I’d see others giddily posting their list of irreverent and bizzaro search terms which led people to their blogs and I’d become melancholy.

WELL, GUESS WHAT???  I got bizzaro – and got it spades, my friends – spades!  And now that I have 151 followers as of today (whoo hoo), I am going to share my perverse list with ALL OF YOU ~   Please don’t leave me…

Words to Take Note of: Parent and family people maybe you should skip this post – I don’t want to ruin any (dis)illusions you may have about me.  OK, OK – the list is not that perverse – but it still is funny…

Are you ready?  I’ve grouped the first part by subject – well, the subject of glory holes to be exact.  I got a lot of play out of that post, eh?

Some Favorites ~

I’m quite fond of #8, “tell me about gloryholes” – I have never phrased a search ‘on the internets’ quite that way, as if I expected someone to answer me back verbally.

#14 “gloryhole stick” – I’m intrigued.  Truly.

Then there’s #19, “are glory holes a good idea” – Was this person feeling philosophical, perhaps they were anticipating a pros/cons type analysis endorsed by the Better Business Bureau?  I can’t but imagine that they were disappointed with the result set.

#18 “Gloy hole for workers” – it never occurred to me that this was a possible option in a benefits package.  Should I bring it up with my union rep?

And then there’s #22 “glory hole magic hands” – which just makes me snort with laughter each and every time I read it.  I think it should be a on a business card.

Yes, this is why I’m a librarian not a graphic designer….

But please – peruse them on your own and let me know what tickles your funny bone…

Sheep? Hip bones?  Clown limericks? Nipples (can they fly off #52)? Mercenaries? Pizza? It’s all in here – a treasure trove of the inner workings of the human mind.

	Search Terms	Views
1	gloryhole	6
2	glory hole	5
3	gloryholes	4
4	coworker gloryhole storie	1
5	what are some funny things to say about a glory hole	1
6	have you did glory holes	1
7	new york gloryholes	1
8	tell me about gloryholes	1
9	so there i was at the gloryhole	1
10	what’s a glory hole	1
11	hand through glory hole	1
12	gloryhole gay	1
13	how do you ask for a gloryhole	1
14	gloryhole stick	1
15	hands through glory hole	1
16	horrifying glory hole story	1
17	glory hole on	1
18	glory hole for workers	1
19	are glory holes a good idea	1
20	how to ask if a place has a glory hoke	1
21	cut out gloryhole	1
22	glory hole magic hands	1
23	how to find gloryholes in your town	1
24	blog glory hole sex	1
25	“carrot dogs”	2
26	“humiliated by girlfriend’s family”	2
27	“my mother wanted a girl and she got me”	1
28	“scales at weight watchers”	1
29	“was younger” + cold + tights	1
30	acrylic table sea shell	2
31	afraid of my ex boyfriend who is a mercenary	1
32	almo lothar wordpress	1
33	amazement of dogs	1
34	around the world holiday cookie list	1
35	as we know it, or think we know it, as the case may be	1
36	asheville sleep paralysis	1
37	bagel shop palm springs	1
38	bangs	1
39	bangs over my eyes	2
40	birdhouse with popsicle sticks	1
41	blog mercenary researcher	1
42	blog post clip show	1
43	blogs on movember	1
44	blurred letter cartoon	1
45	boy tells parents he is going to die	1
46	boyfriend is a merconary	1
47	braces headgear	1
48	braces headgear cartoon	1
49	bras for unsucessful breast reductions	1
50	brother sister doctor humiliation stories	1
51	cactus mercenary	5
52	can my nipples fly off?	1
53	carrot dog story	1
54	carrot dogs	1
55	cartoon headgear braces	2
56	cartoon headgear braces cute tags	1
57	cartoon pictures of children washing their hands	1
58	clown limerick	1
59	clown limericks	1
60	colluding and making agreements not to hire are illegal.	1
61	confused furry	1
62	crazy king lear	1
63	describe the most mercenary person you know	1
64	discipline in mercenary	1
65	do guys like jutting hip bones	1
66	do husband wear silver anklets on both legs	1
67	dpchallenge	1
68	edward hotspur	1
69	endocrine system	1
70	family humiliation stories	2
71	funny cartoon about importance of washing hands kids	2
72	funny orthodontic cartoons	2
73	funny pizza	1
74	funny pizza deliever stories	1
75	funny pizza delivery stories	5
76	furries wedding	1
77	gi	2
78	good how to validate parking	1
79	good ideas for street girl limerick poems	1
80	gripping haikus	1
81	haikus clown	1
82	haikus on sunday	2
83	hair bang strip not connected	1
84	head gear cartoon	1
85	headgear braces	1
86	headgear braces story	1
87	headgear cartoon	2
88	headgear humiliating	2
89	headgear ortho miserable	3
90	hey super large pizza	1
91	hip bones protruding	1
92	hole with hands waving at me	1
93	how do i hold onto memories of my grandad	1
94	how do you get hip bones to protrude	1
95	how do you order a pizza for someone in a different state	1
96	how to get medieval curls	3
97	how to make carrot dogs	1
98	humiliating tradition	1
99	humiliation stories	1
100	humor validate parking and me	1
101	i can’t believe that they are all smart boy	1
102	i can’t find my cake this morning	1
103	i feel that my mother seldom	1
104	i got headgear braces	1
105	i got in touch with my grandfather after	1
106	i had a little cholla	1
107	i love hip bones	1
108	i on to run on my bike a musica	2
109	i will sit right here, waiting for the gift of sound and vision	1
110	iggy pop waist size	1
111	im not crafty	2
112	is having protruding hip bones good	1
113	is it good to have protruding hip bones	2
114	is it unhealthy if my hip bones protrude	1
115	jack schwartz shoreham wading river long island	1
116	janus math	1
117	judy woodruff clothes	1
118	judy woodruff pbs clothes	1
119	jumping cholla cactus attack	2
120	king lear at fault	1
121	leesa jackson tucson	1
122	limericks that have the word cry in them	1
123	lisa simpson headgear	9
124	little kid softball pictures	1
125	lovely words evening my husband	1
126	mammalian protuberances	1
127	math and two faced janus	1
128	mercanaryresearcher	1
129	mercenary researcher	5
130	mom did me	1
131	monday 5am	1
132	mother buying silver anklets for son	1
133	movember plea email	1
134	movember words	1
135	music and its importance	3
136	music notes repeat	1
137	musings bass guitar wordpress	1
138	my ewe is blleeding in october	1
139	my mom did me story	1
140	my mother is my orthodontist headgear strictly time	1
141	my nipple is not completely develop and i am about 19 what am i do	1
142	my uncle died young of a heart attack, why do i feel like	1
143	nipples	1
144	nudies	3
145	orthodontic headgear cartoon	1
146	our softball team is coming together cartoon	2
147	parking and validate me	1
148	peanuts are they part of the belladonna family	2
149	perm with popsicle sticks	1
150	philanthropic mercenaries	1
151	philanthropist mercenary	1
152	post it musique	2
153	protruded thought	1
154	protruding hip bones	2
155	research on rutabaga	1
156	rhyming adjective for sunday	2
157	richard iii mercenaries	1
158	rutabaga the mercenary researcher	1
159	saint kitts and nevis view of religious intolerance	1
160	scrapbook title my best friend changed my life	1
161	sharon my bangs are too long	1
162	sheep dont bring	3
163	sheep don’t bring	16
164	sheep don’t bring …	1
165	sheep dont bring what	1
166	sheep don’t bring you joy	1
167	sheep don’t bring….	2
168	sheep don’t bring……..	1
169	sheep don’t bring………..	1
170	sheep don’t bring?	2
171	sheeps don’t bring	1
172	sister humiliating brother story	1
173	sister humiliation stories	1
174	sister pulls my pigtails	1
175	sister’s humiliated in doctor’s office	1
176	site:wordpress.com headgear braces	1
177	smart-boy	1
178	something crushing in my chest	1
179	stick you head through the hole	1
180	stressed brain mri	2
181	sunday sauce	1
182	swatch cutting mercenaries	1
183	the incredibles violet hair	1
184	the jobs brothers	1
185	the limericks hey	1
186	the mercenary researcher	3
187	the possessed	1
188	themercenaryresearcher	2
189	there is no correct answer	2
190	thick school tights	1
191	thinking about music	2
192	unintended fond	1
193	violet the incredibles hair	1
194	walking it off	1
195	we can’t do x! we’ve never done x before, and there could be unintended consequences	1
196	what are the things called that keep a scrapbook together	1
197	what does a extra large pizza look like in germany	1
198	what is the fault of king lear	1
199	what were the cake like things made on this morning, this morning	1
200	whats so great about hipbones?	1
201	while going to the uofa we lived in his parents house 2012	1
202	white tights mercenaries	1
203	white tights, lying	1
204	why does baby bleed from every orifice and die	1
205	why pizza hut uses red cups	1
206	wolverine limerick	1
207	wonderful smart boy	1
208	http://www.gloy hole in the wall .com	1
209	http://www.smaart boy	1

Did ya get all that? Good – I’m giving a quiz on it later this week. Be prepared else you’ll have to do #179