Blogging in My Birthday Suit – The Naked Trooper

People ~ People…Listen up!  Today I have a special guest – he’s traveled from far, far away in a place farther away than the nearest Walgreens.  It’s TWINDADDY from Stuphblog….

Take it away………or off – I think ‘off’ is more accurate

Hello, how are you?  Me?  I’m doing fine, thank you for asking.  I’m here today to ramble some incoherent words on Ladycakes’ behalf.  You see, she once asked me to write a guest post here.  I agreed, but I don’t think she knows what she has gotten herself in to.  I ramble.  I don’t make sense.  I say (type?) whatever comes to mind.  My filter doesn’t always work.  Those things are intensified when I’m on my second cup of coffee, which has almost entirely been consumed. Hehe…  On with the madness!

Recently, WordPress’ sexiest blogger with more than two eyes put out an open call for all bloggers to blog naked.  She is so serious about this endeavor that she made some extravagant blog bling to go along with it.

See? This is serious stuph.

Ladycakes, determined to get in on the nudity but unable to due to her child and easily offended cat, opted to aspire to blog naked instead.  Basically, she really wants to, but doesn’t want to frighten her child and kitty.  Or scar them for life.  Perhaps even both.  So she received special treatment.  Like getting a trophy for participating without participating.  I’m not sure how that works.

This is a total cop out.

I understand where she is coming from, though.  Seeing a parent nude can have horrible ramifications for a child.  I have no idea why, though.  We’re all naked underneath our clothes.  I bet you are, too, dearest reader.  Although, I accidentally saw my mom naked once.  It freaked me the hell out.  So maybe she’s on to something after all.

What it would do to a kitty I have no idea.  When I did have a cat it just kind of sat around all diva-like, unimpressed with everything she saw.  Including when we changed in front of her.  So whether she was impressed, frightened, or found it hilarious is unknown to me because cats can’t talk.  Didn’t know that, did you?  See?  You learned something here today.  You can thank me later.

In order to help Ladycakes out, I decided that I would blog naked here in her stead.  I can do this because there are nights when my children are with their mothers and I’m home alone.  All by myself.  With no one else there.  And you know what that means, right?

Ugh!  No, perverts!  Do you think about your mother with that mind?  Good grief.  What it actually means is that means I can blog naked!  Woohoo!!!

Then, I’ll reblog this on my blog and then I’ll have blogged naked on not one, but two blogs.

Two! That’s two blogs you’ve blogged naked on! Ah ah ah!

So, how do you know that I’m really blogging naked and that I’m not sitting at my desk at work and just lying about it?  Well, you can either take my word for it or…..I’ll just hafta show you.  You know how the saying goes, right?  Pics, or it didn’t happen.  Well, it happened.

blogging naked

Blogging naked AND exercising at the same time! Eat your heart out, Naked Blog Goddess.  *Disclaimer* Absolutely NO photoshopping was done in the making of this photo.

Yes, I know I have my shoes and helmet on.  The helmet must stay on.  If the Emperor finds out it is me who is actually writing on Stuphblog it might end badly for me.  Force lighting or force choke?  Neither sounds like a good way to go.  And the shoes?  Well, my feet were cold.  Sorry.

Anyhow, there you are, dearest Ladycakes.  Your blog now hosts a naked blogger.  You can sport the “I blog naked” blog bling on your blog without lying.  Wear it with pride.

You’re quite welcome.

About Twindaddy

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213 Responses to Blogging in My Birthday Suit – The Naked Trooper

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  3. Pixie Girl says:

    Oh my goodness I am so waiting for the summer to finally be able to do that too! (the heating bills would kill me if I were to do this now…)

  4. calahan says:

    I always wear a veil of secrecy (and shame), so I can never truly blog naked.

  5. grasseynoel says:

    As a naked blogger blogging about nudism, I feel I should offer free advice and therapy to those who feel that they cannot blog in the nude. Cold tempurature and working with hot oils not withstanding, there is no reason for anyone not to blog in the nude. In the worldwide scheme of things there are people doing naked bike rides, mass skinny dips, mass photography shoots, walking across the UK nude and prmoting nude beaches. Cmon blog nude, it’ll be trending on twitter next week if we can start a new nude revolution.

  6. So it’s just common for all cats to be mildly uninterested , slightly horrified, and very unimpressed with our naked bodies?

  7. This sounds like something I could get on board with, but it really makes the “blogging with friends” scene a whole lot more interesting!

  8. robincoyle says:

    What’s the bid deal? I blog naked all the time.

  9. stephrogers says:

    Ha ha, this was hilarious. Who took your photograph if you were home on your own? I suspect there was something a little bit suspicious and post-ball-and-chain freedom happening at your place and you didn’t want to share.

  10. UndercoverL says:

    *Ahem* Sir? If no photoshopping was done to that picture, where did the black bar come from? Do they make chair specifically for those who blog nekkid and then need a censor bar to cover their bits? If so, do they make them for women?

  11. Rohan 7 Things says:

    Awesome! Naked blogging is the future and I’m proud to have been there at the beginning.

    Keep the nudie dream alive Twindaddy! Sending nudie hugs across the internet 🙂

    Rohan.

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  13. rossmurray1 says:

    Well, there’s naked and then there’s naked. Are we talking butt-shot blogging or full-frontal rumination?

  14. The Hook says:

    Good work, everyone! You put my efforts to shame!

  15. TBM says:

    I may have to come back and comment. I’m too busy laughing!

  16. Elyse says:

    The ability to blog naked is much easier with a dog than with a kid. My dog accepts me for what I am. Still, I do not blog naked as there are windows and I wouldn’t want to attract vultures

  17. MissFourEyes says:

    Reblogged this on Miss Four Eyes and commented:
    Because someone suggested a naked blog threesome.

  18. Melanie says:

    You should get Naked Blog Goddess to reblog this on her blog so you can brag on having a naked blog threesome.

  19. djmatticus says:

    Ack, avert my eyes, storm trooper nakedness… now that really is the dark side.
    Thanks for the laughs!

  20. MissFourEyes says:

    The Sexy Stormtrooper NAKED and Ladycakes! Woohoo!
    You win the badge, Sexy Stormtrooper! In fact you should get a special badge for blogging naked on two blogs. Would you like me to add a cape or your helmet to the badge?

  21. "HE WHO" says:

    HAHAHA! I don’t even want to blog naked – it’s too cold here in the north country. It would also freak the hell out of me if I saw myself. But you go ahead.

  22. So when you blog naked, what sort of chair do you use? I’m guessing it’s not wicker.

  23. ” So she received special treatment. Like getting a trophy for participating without participating. I’m not sure how that works.” –
    It works because I’m a freakin’ Mercenary Researcher – that’s why. I have a stick with a chain, that is attached to a ball with spikes…and a library card.

  24. The Cutter says:

    You’re looking pretty fit these days.

  25. Katie says:

    I think I could totally rock the “I Aspire to Blog Naked.” It just too cold In my house. And I have a webcams phobia.

  26. Well done, Daddy!! And thank you for the image…..I’ve only had one coffee thus far and am having trouble focusing on pouring the second!!

  27. twindaddy says:

    Reblogged this on Stuphblog and commented:

    Stuph Maphia™!!! Today, I work for a mercenary. It’s true! Head on over to Rutabaga’s (AKA, Ladycakes) blog to see just how I helped her out!

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