The Daily Prompt queries the following:
All too easy – so you all lucked out because it promises to be a short post as well.
1) Sharon K Penman – and I would expect it to be no less than 800 pages. She writes MASSIVE TOMES OF AWESOMENESS.

Sharon also loves animals – making her extra awesome.
Photocredit: http://www.sharonkaypenman.com/
2) {Because I can’t have rules without bending them around the edges} I’d also like Gore Vidal to write my biography in his own style. I’m thinking more of Burr than Duluth. Not that I did not LOVE Duluth.

Gore Vidal ~ he loves being suave
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3) John Waters – for the witty, clever and slightly campy version.

John Waters – he loves hairdryers
Photo Credit: Dudley Reed (http://threadforthought.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/John-Waters-photo-by-Dudley-Reed.jpg)
Truman Capote can do the edits.

Truman Capote – he loves pondering
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Those are the important questions in life, isn’t it? I don’t know who I would pick.
Perhaps I should do it myself… And then sell not a single book :).
hee hee -or you might just sell many!
Totally important.
Hmm, I’d like Jonathon Swift to do mine. I’d read “Rohan’s Travels”. Or maybe Flann O’Brien for the metaphysical version!
I’d read the John Waters biography of yours for sure! It would definitely have all the sauciest and funniest bits!
Rohan.
Hee hee… “Rohan’s Travels” would be good reading. You don’t want James Joyce for the confusing version of your life?
John Waters can spice anything up … it would have saucy, funny and naughty bits!
Life is confusing enough without Joyce going all Finnegans Wake on it!
Samuel Becket could do a nice morbid version, but now that I really think of it I’d love Wilde to do mine. Plenty of cutting wit and mirth, that’s the version I’d like to read! It would have to be in play format as well 🙂
Rohan.
Ohhhhh Wilde – I like Oscar…
Dr Jekyll will write mine.
Nice!
Mr. Hyde will do the forward.
It only makes sense.
Gary Larson.
’nuff said.
OHHHHHHHHH ~