Attention! Attention! The White Zone is for Loading and Unloading Only

Greetings People ~

It’s been a little dry up in my brain. I have lots o’stuff going on, but nothing I think is worthy of a entire post (unless it’s to hear me whine about stress or hear me prattle on about my new car stereo – which is freakin’ awesome…. all my speakers now work! ALL OF THEM! It’s crappy to have to listen to everything through one speaker in the back on the passenger side of the car…but those days are done for the moment).

However, I’m a bit miffed – I’ve been visiting blogs and commenting my little heart out – but have had nary a notification.  I (SQL) queried my friends via Facebook:

SELECT * FROM db.FacebookNerds
WHERE Friend = ‘blogger’
AND
WHERE Place = ‘wordpress’

(ok – you got me – I didn’t do that – I just posted some words – but I’m working on my ‘clever’ today – and all you real SQL nerds do not need to tell me where I’ve made a mistake in my query structure…)

Anywhoo- my ever alert friends,  Eric & Amy informed me that I have not been rejected by the blogging masses, but that WordPress is having some intestinal distress and notifications are not so marvy… I don’t even know if people will get an email notification of this great & fabulous post.

I’m not even certain if people are getting notification that I’ve been to their site – so if not – know I have, except for yours, I’m giving it up for practice-lent.

Well, I’ll be back shortly – I’m waiting for things to slow down so I can string together some words…

I seriously hope I do not have to resort to talking about ‘twerking’ – or any media robots that are twerking…

But I will leave you with a Cramps song which may or may not make you happy.  Shake that thang and I’ll buy you a diamond ring…

Bonus points if you can name the song from which my title comes from and I changed the colors because I made a mistake…

ADDENDUM! ADDENDUM! If you go to a WordPress blog to comment, do you see 3 lines that are probably autofilled with your email, username & blog URL? If so – to the right of that click on the little WordPress circle icon…that should ‘log you in’ as a Worpress user and then notifications to your posts should come in. At least that’s my theory. And so far, so good!

Callin’ all cows down on the farm!
Hey! Shut the door…you born in a barn?!
I ain’t no farmer…that’s no fun.
Run some tractor till the work’s all done.
Hey milk it bossie
I’ll buy ya a diamon ring.
Now good girls can’t play the rent these days.
These cornfed dames done found a way.
Unzip that zipper…snap that snap.
Round up the cattle in the Cadillac.
Whip that cream baby ’til the butter comes.

Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it
Shake that thing I’ll buy ya a diamond ring.
Now there’s more things in Tennessee.
Than’s a dreamed of in your philosophy.
Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames.
They wiggle a little I burst into flames.
Whip that cream baby til the butter comes.
Callin’ all you cornfed dames.
Lux means bucks…remember the name.
Go put on some n’real loud.
Let’s get up and go get plowed.
Shake that thing I might buy you a diamond ring.
Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip.
Put it on upside down baby.
You know that really makes me flip. …I ain’t no farmer.