Monthly Archives: December 2013

Fred Garmin, Male Prostitute

Posted on December 31, 2013 by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher

Yes, I know it’s really Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute, but every time I pick up my new Garmin GPS, I can’t help but say “Fred Garmin, Male Prostitute”  with a swanky lilt to my voice. Dan Aykroyd  aside, I love … Continue reading →

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Ruminations on my Feet

Posted on December 21, 2013 by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher

My feet hate shoes. They can’t help it – from the day I was born until now, they have rebelled against wearing any form of footwear for a prolonged period of time. Plus I use my feet all the time … Continue reading →

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Confessions of a Horrid Girlfriend

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher

This post is for my friend, Romi – she reminded me of this story with her trip to the ballet. When I was 17, I had a slightly younger boyfriend. He was the sweetest thing going but unfortunately, he was … Continue reading →

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And the LIE is…

Posted on December 14, 2013 by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher

Ok people ~ as I write this, only one person  (El Guapo) has correctly guessed my lie and one person  (Karen*) sorta guessed it.  I guess I’m better at it than I gave myself credit for… 1) I had a very short stint … Continue reading →

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Five Truths and One Little White Lie

Posted on December 13, 2013 by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher

Greetings People ~ I know, I know, it’s been AGES since I’ve posted anything.  Honestly, things have been insane – between my husband’s hip replacement surgery (which went smashingly), driving all over the place because he could not, the holiday … Continue reading →

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Sunday Sauce – Even on a Saturday

Posted on December 7, 2013 by Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher

Originally posted on The Mercenary Researcher:
This post is dedicated to my Nanny – she passed away 2 years ago this November, I wish she was around to eat some pasta with me. I love you Nannutza!  Oh how I…

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