My Nipples Could WHAT?

I thought it would be a nice treat to read about nipples… the kind that might fall off! So enjoy!

The Mercenary Researcher

If you’re a sensitive soul – maybe you should skip this post. I use the word “Nipples” quite a bit…

There are few things more worrisome for an 18 year old girl than nipple loss. Yes, I wrote ‘nipple loss’ and not just to get random search term hits to my blog.

I spent about 3 days being very nervous about this happening. Happening to me, I mean – not just random nipple loss for some poor unsuspecting person, but a very specific worry aimed at my own two.  “The reason?” you might be wondering. Simple – breast reduction surgery.

I had been preparing for this surgery for about 6 months but the doctor did not want to perform it until I turned 18 and ‘finished developing’.  Finished developing- these could still grow?  I’d started developing when I was 11 and by 12 I looked like a short version Dolly…

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About Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher

I'm a research librarian for Public Television, story teller, bike commuter, baker, music fiend, lover of reading & books, mother, wife, friend - and many more descriptive adjectives and nouns.
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4 Responses to My Nipples Could WHAT?

  1. Hilarious. I guess having big breasts for a girl is the same as me having an abnormally large brain. But I can’t get mine reduced because the world would suffer.

  2. I don’t know whether to comment here, or on the original, oh decisions decisions! The original…

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