Tag Archives: Shopping

Life in the Furniture Store

My mom is a HARDCORE shopper – and by hardcore, I mean anyone that shops more than me. And by ‘more than me’, I mean anyone willing to stay in a store beyond the absolute minimum time it takes to put … Continue reading

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I Feel for my Mother

Originally posted on The Mercenary Researcher:
I feel for my mother. She desperately wanted a girl. She got me instead.  Not to say I’m not feminine; I wear skirts, I wore makeup, I procreated. But I suspect I wasn’t the…

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Let’s Go Shopping!!

Greetings People ~ In a continuing effort to avoid writing, I’ve invited the illustrious and Pressed Freshly talent of Steph Rogers from SHE SAID WHAT? Take it away Steph! P.S. If anyone is thinking of something nice to get me, … Continue reading

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The Other Dress

I’m trying to figure out how to tell this story without completely embarrassing myself – especially considering that many people know who I am in REAL life… Oh well, I’ll just tell it… I suspect that if I were a … Continue reading

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The Dress

I hate the maul (sic). My mother loves the maul. She loves shopping at the maul and she gets things that she tries on, buys and then still returns.  I’ve seen other people do this too. It boggles my mind. … Continue reading

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