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Category Archives: Story
I’ll Take Art History for $100, Alex
I should preface this post with: I love art and I love schools that have art classes. This is a just a little tongue-in-cheek. The dread comes around 1:45PM Tuesdays and Thursdays. The day was Thursday. The scene replays vividly … Continue reading
Posted in art, Blogging, Humor, quitting, Story
Tagged Art, art history, education, frustration, school, Writing
37 Comments
Plastic Magic
“I don’t believe you.” I think I said this a million times. “It’s true,” my mother, obviously exasperated with my disbelief, replied again and again. “Are you sure? Are you really sure?” “Yes. Yes, I’m sure – I wouldn’t lie … Continue reading
Posted in Childhood, Education, Family, Humor, Language, Librarian, love, Parenting, Random Thoughts, Reading, Relationships, Story, Words
Tagged books, childhood, disbelief, due date, library, library card
55 Comments
I often wondered if I began talking in the womb…
Greetings People, I’m honored to have been tagged in a blog-tour that is happening right now. Honored and surprised as I’ve not really been an active blogger nor reader for a little bit of time – and I’ll explain why … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, Childhood, connections, Humor, Language, love, News, Philosophy, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Sharon K Penmen, Story, Writing
Tagged blog tour, childhood, connections, england, Friendship, Humor, Writing, writing process
29 Comments
A Friend and a Feast
Author’s Note: (in the spirit of my friend, Sharon) this post has taken me a ridiculously long to time write. Part of it is I don’t want to quite let go and share of the magic of the day. The … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, connections, Humor, love, Random Thoughts, Relationships, Sharon K Penmen, Story, Writing
Tagged email, feast, Friendship, King's Ransom, Sharon K Penman, sharon kay penman, Tucson, tucson festival of books, Writing
53 Comments
Naughty Bits
It all started with the naughty bits. But please note: This is a frank and open discussion about anatomy and the rigors of bike riding upon it – very specifically in the region of, well you know, the naughty bits. … Continue reading
Posted in Biking, Clothing, Health, Humor, Random Thoughts, Story
Tagged Biking, clothing, cut out seat, discomfort, naughty bits, padded shorts, vagina
54 Comments
Italian Marble
This is my fastest post yet… When my husband and I were moving to Raleigh, NC in 1999 we moved into an apartment complex – basically sight unseen as we set it all up while we were still in Tucson. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Random Thoughts, Story
Tagged advertising, apartments, internet, italian marble, North Carolina, Raleigh
40 Comments
The Five Second Rule Fail
My husband and I feel very differently about ‘the 5 second rule’ – come on, you know what it is…the rule that food dropped on the floor is edible if picked up within 5 seconds (as long as it’s not … Continue reading
The Ring Tale
This is my fast Saturday story – enjoy. Several years ago we invested in a laundry ring to use instead of detergent in our wash. We really loved it and one of our friends was curious about how well it … Continue reading
Posted in Childhood, Children, Humor, Injury, Random Thoughts, Story
Tagged eye poke, Humor, laundry, laundry donut, laundry ring, moe, panties, three stooges
32 Comments
From the stench that wafts from bums; something wicked this way comes
My fast morning story – In the 1990s my husband and I would often take an overnight trip to Bisbee, AZ – and in lieu of driving one of near-to-dying-cars, we opted for a ride on Greyhound. This also allowed … Continue reading
Posted in Driving, Humor, Random Thoughts, Story, Writing
Tagged Arizona, bathroom, bisbee, bus, greyhound, poop, sewage, sierra vist, smell, stench, Story, violent femmes
66 Comments